Wife Application

Wife Application

Complete the entire application as most fields are required. The length of the application is intentional. This form is 48.534% a joke, the rest is bring it the fuck on. Spammers and jokesters have to waste considerable time completing it and then my spam detector filters about 30 collective responses for what amounts to "ridiculous" or conflicting entries, and removes the entire application. Thanks AI!

Pick our wedding date

Day
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Month
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Year
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The pedigree information. Complete this section to let me know who you are (literally) along with your contact information. Most (nearly all) of the information I ask for is reciprocally located throughout my website, blog posts, and other writings.

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Age
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Neighborhood, City, and State
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Height
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Weight
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Hair Color
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Eye Color
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Race
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Sexuality
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This section contains things I need to know about your history, good, bad, and/or indifferent.

Do you have children?
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Do you have an active passport?
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Travel availability
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Do you have any criminal convictions?
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What do you do for exercise?
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Do you have tattoos?
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What is your self-professed physique frame
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What is/are your favorite holiday(s)?
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Is religion important to you?
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Are you allergic to common domestic household pets?
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Select your love language(s)
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Select the love language(s) you're good at giving
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Do you have pets?
Profession
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Work schedule
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Estimated net worth?
Optional. Combined value of all assets, cash, investments, etc. This is just to know what I'm getting in to
Would you sign a prenuptial agreement?
If our net worth desparity is greater than $2M
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What does your diet consist of?
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Drinking
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Drugs
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Please submit any significant medial conditions (not STD's) such as diabetes, cancer, etc.
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Disability or Government Assistance
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Do you have any permanent sexually transmitted diseases?
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The following questions are simply some compatibility related queries, so be honest.

Select the best movie (your opinion) on this list
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Describe your Friends knowledge (the TV show)
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Favorite romantic gesture(s)
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